Evil tongues say that the designs of quantum physics are only within the reach of a few great intellects. Quantum on a Pole poses a simple but revolutionary counterpoint: anyone can understand quantum physics when it is discussed through pole dancing. In an exotic, fun and daring dance show, a team of quantum physicists will use a pole dance pole to define the most particular concepts of matter. We will dance with quantum angular momentum and the qubit, with multiple bodies and wave collapses. We will intertwine in a quantum dance and teleport ourselves to a multiverse where the uncertainties of the public about science, computing and quantum technologies will be explained on their own on a pole.